Soft, warm, and a little bit wicked—this crewneck brings a dark-humored twist to holiday lounging. A vintage-style skull in a Santa hat sits inside a rosy ornament, framed by the cheeky words “Dead Inside” and “Jolly AF.” The midweight cotton-poly blend holds its shape, feels cozy on cool nights, and wears well through repeated holiday movie marathons and late-night cookie runs. Subtle ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the silhouette neat while the tubular knit construction gives a smooth, seam-free look. Wear it at low-key gatherings, tree-decorating sessions, or when you want to stay comfortable while leaning into offbeat seasonal vibes.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean look
- Ribbed knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength
- Embroidery and print placement options; DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints for quality detailing
- OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically sourced US cotton, meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
34.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
